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Heels for Men?

Tuesday March 29, 2005 

Will sombody please create and market these? Heels for men…what red blooded American boy wouldn’t want those. We walk too, ladies…and we want to look good doin’ it. Some men have already begun doing this, they’re called drag queens. But what about us straight guys? I have often thought, “what would it be like to cram my feet, yes the ones that support 175 lbs. all day long into a vice so uncomfortable that I nag my partner for hours on a romantic evening…I wish I could do that to look good.” I want that. I want to look good, and conform to a style that the world says is sexy. I don’t care about the cost of uncomfortability. I don’t care how difficult it is to walk. I don’t care about the unnatural contortions the human body can make while wearing these God-forsaken alligator jaws for my feet. I don’t care what it takes to be freaking sexy. I’m begging. I’m pleading. Do it. Make heels for men. We want them. Bad.

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One Response to “Heels for Men?”

  1. Anthony W on August 8th, 2008 8:57 pm

    R,

    You are absolutely right about the heels.

    But are you really being hyperbolic or are you a contrarian?

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