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The Flying Hooker

Tuesday March 29, 2005 

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Many people like to associate platform boots with hookers, this is a damn shame. It simply is not true but the stereotype remains and I like to have fun with it. My favorite pair of platforms are a shiny sliver pair that I purchased for only $9 - it’s a f*cking steal! They may have been a bargain price but in them I look like a 2 million dollar hooker. I LOVE THEM! One day I was at the only amusement park that matters, Cedar Point in Sandusky OH. There is a truly amazing rollercoaster called the Raptor. It is an inverted coaster where your legs hang free. Later in the day, after riding Raptor multiple times, a man approached me and yelled ‘ HEY! Your skybound boots blinded me when you were playing Superwhore on the Raptor!’ (ok so he didn’t use the word superwhore but it was something along those lines). I wanted to blind him with my pepperspray but I kept my composure. Apparently the bright sunlight reflected off my boots and hit this fool in his eye, as though I had any control over such things. I’m not God. The point of this story is, flashy boots on rollercoasters make people come up to you and say stupid things.

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